Foot In Mouth Disease

Why must I have such a horrible disease? I so do hope I will one day learn how to keep my trap shut.

I am so not the person everyone pegs me as on the internet.

The truth is I have a potty mouth but I am not some two bit skank.

The truth is I have been hit on more then I have ever hit on others.

I have rejected more offers then I have ever accepted.

I find porno movies pathetic and people who think that shit is real even more pathetic.

I do not feel comfortable around people who are "in your face" homos as it makes me feel uncomfortable.

(that comment will probably get me into trouble)

I have more straight friends then gay ones. I get along better with men then I do with most women.

Nobody at work knows anything about my private life. I am actually a very discreet person.

I can't stand when women manipulate with their sexuality to get ahead. I hate it when men bring up the topic of sex to try to get sex.

I will turn off all emotions like a water faucet if my trust is compromised.

I do not sleep with someone on the first date.

I do not give to get back. I'm a hopeless romantic who is hides this side of myself beneath a hard shell.

I don't even get the whole dating scene because I find it cheesy to settle for something one doesn't want or to use one person as a backup to avoid being emotionally attached to another.


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