Which blogger has an actual *gag reflex* if you say the word (brace yourselves) PERIOD in front of her? In fact....
Drum roll please...
She calls it "her thing" because she just can't bare the vulgarity of us Americans!
Don't assume that little Uber (www.ubertwat.com)mask she puts on tells the real truth about the person she actually is! It's all a facade peoples! Don't believe it.
I know so much dirt on this woman I'm almost having an orgasm thinking about what I'll say next!
Top. That. Lurch.
We. Know. How. You. Like. Those. PERIODS.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
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That's a no go zone.
NOW the GLOVES.ARE.OFF!
Takes on to know one darlin!! So if UBER is this horrible being, I guess you're saying you're innocent? Yeah.... right honey..... yeah I believe ya... I do....hahahahahahahahahah
Uber- been sticking rubber gloved hands up old men's asses again, eh?
Indigo- Have I ever told you what a lovely avatar you have?
Go run along and place votes now darling.
*smooches*
You ass kisser Shelly RayeDeane!
Am I gonna have to separate you two??? lol
Uber- Well if she is putting it out there for me to kiss, what the hell do you expect? It's like asking me to not notice her cleavage when her avatar nipple keeps poking me in the fucking eye!
Jlee- Do not corrupt your sweet gentle soul with such evil!
Never offer to become the meat in an uber sandwich!
LOL@ Uber sandwhich.
You stop bossing Doris around!
Have you voted Doris? It's anonymous[so neitrher of us will know].
I wasn't trying to boss her around! I was warning her of what a mischievous shit you are! Now people are afraid to email me cause of your recent allegations ya turd! My hits have doubled and my inbox shrunken buttwipe!
I'm being gawked at like I'm some trashy skank when I'm actually one of the most discreet people on the blogosphere! Just cause I have a vulgar mouth doesn't mean I wear what I do in my bedroom around like some banner!
Crap. I don't know what to say anymore as I feel as though I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't.
Oh my, shelly...uberbabe, lets make love not war.
So um...let's start with you both showing me your tits. WOO.
I'll bring the booze and snacks. It could be a long night. :)
Well i have to say this is new.
Spikey- If you ever told me that in real life, I would bitch slap you into the next week!
But for now I'm sucking up to win votes....
So.....
*bats eyelashes*
Did anyone ever tell you what a beautiful smile you have?
Liam- Do I mystify you my little cutie patootie?
Will you please vote for me then?
Please find your way to Ubertwat's blog and click on my name!
Oh dang Shelly...you had me at bitch slap.
*swoon*
Ciao honey.
Shelly sweetie...babe. Um, I'd vote for you but uberbabe just threatened to push me off a motorcycle as it is traveling.
Is that wicked or what?
Dang! And I was leaning your way too. I mean with the bitch slap threat...you had me. Cause I figured a spanking would surely follow a bitch slap. Woo!
And your sucking up was done so well too..
But the threat of getting thrown from a moving object...well!
Aren't there any rules to this blog fight?
ciao honey... *wink*
Spikey- Aren't you the least bit curious?
Curiosity doesn't kill the cat. It just makes the pussy a little sore the next day.
Meow!
*BATS EYELASHES*
Shelly. hahahah! I like that saying.
Yes, I'm curious. I'm a kitty-kat like type gal. And damn it...again you had me at the word...pussy.
Hello...you so know a way into a lezzer's heart. grrrrr.
ciao honey...
Lezzer? Lol.
Is that like morse code or what?
hahahahaha I just saw this 'intercourse'..no wonder you won. Cow!
Do note, I lost by ONE vote and I didn't kiss ANY asses to get mine.
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